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S1E9 Inside the Childish Minds: What Would You Do With Millions?
We dive into the lottery fantasy question, debating what we'd spend millions on if we won big, from private compounds with security walls to luxury cruise ship suites and private islands.
• Sharing stories from a night out watching a cover band "Mock of Ages"
• Testing our knowledge of periodic table elements with five or fewer letters
• Discussing the Houston Astrodome, the world's first air-conditioned domed stadium
• Revealing the most commonly failed subject by high school students in America
• Decoding commonly misquoted movie lines through formal, stilted language
• Exploring a blue cocktail recipe called "Liquid Marijuana"
• Identifying all five United States territories
• Planning for future episodes with guest co-hosts
Join us next week as we tackle our "adrenaline" cross-episode question and welcome some fresh perspectives to the show!
Warning the following podcast contains adult language and adult themes.
Speaker 2:But everything else is pretty flippin'. Childish Trivia with Mike Sleeper has been around for over 20 years and consistently voted the number one trivia show in the Augusta and surrounding areas. Come join us for a bit as your hosts, drew and Mike, take you inside our childish minds. With a little trivia and a lot of BS, we'll kill the other part of this. So, episode number nine we figured out that Drew won't bring me seven brew because he doesn't like me.
Speaker 1:I will call you every Saturday morning from now on Just text.
Speaker 2:You don't have to call Because it's something about being in the in the studio. Here it's a reception. Even though I'd go through wi-fi, it is not the greatest and I don't know why and it really ticks some people off. So, um anyway. So out late we went to uh docs. They had a cover band advertised as a as a deaf leopard covered band gotta love, gotta love, some Def Leppard and a four-person band. I had a friend say you know, I can set you up with a booth, but you've got to be here early. I'm like, okay, the band goes on at nine, how early do I need to be there? Seven, okay, so seven. Until it was midnight by the time the band was finished playing, broke down, talked to him everybody's done bs and you go home and so you're just exhausted because it's past my bedtime, like really past my bedtime, yeah, and a good time was had by all and you know some of us barely drank so that we could be the dd and right was the band good?
Speaker 2:the band was good. Hell, yeah, I mean, the band was really really good. Um, you know, he was kind of you know, kind of like my first girlfriend. At first it was a little flat, but after a while, after a while, uh, you know, in several songs he was good. Started off again with the the motleyue, went on from there, did some Van Hagar, then went to the Van Halen.
Speaker 1:You know, which do you prefer?
Speaker 2:I'm actually more of a Van Hagar person, me too. I just the music is just, I don't know. I run to it. But now you know my old school days, I love some of the old, you know, diver down all all those.
Speaker 1:They were great albums I mean, I do love david lee roth, it's just there was something about sammy hagar in that group.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, incredible so then they took a break and said, hey, got good news. Bad news, you know we're done, we'll catch you all. But the deaf leopard band's coming on, they went, bands coming on. They went, changed clothes, came back out. It was the same band. I love that. I was like wait a minute. Um, it was mock of ages was the name of the band, and so I'm like okay, but they were good. They did some good deaf leopard stuff and you know we had a great time or about six of us sitting in the booth and you know it was just nothing but buckets of ultra and apps. Hell yeah, so, hell yeah, all right. So our question Cross episode.
Speaker 2:Is so you win the lottery which right now, I think, is at. It gets you 2.8 million, I think, a year for 30 years after taxes. Which would be really, really good. Yeah, I like it Me too. What would you, our first three things, top three things you would spend it on?
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought we did a different one.
Speaker 2:Oh, did we do a different one?
Speaker 1:I thought you did the adrenaline one. I did. We do a different one. I thought you did the adrenaline one.
Speaker 2:I did. We can save that one, though. Okay, we'll just do this one and we'll save the other one. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Top three things that I the first three things I would spend it on.
Speaker 2:You win some money. You are now Drew the Rich Bastard.
Speaker 1:Yes, I thought a little bit outside of the box on this one. I mean obviously in reality.
Speaker 2:There's a box.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:What's in the box. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet. Yes, down came a spider, sat down beside her and said what's in the box, bitch, what's in the box, because obviously I mean debt's getting paid off first, all that jazz. But that's not fun, so we'll leave all that, yeah, we want, we want the fun stuff. You know, what would you do? That's different, unique, weird I'm buying a compound like compound w for wart remover, like a house compound.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay for like. Oh, you're gonna be that dude in Texas with the glasses. Yeah, no, what was his name? I don't know.
Speaker 2:Ruby Ridge, wasn't it? No, Ruby Ridge was up north.
Speaker 1:That's Waco, Waco, Waco.
Speaker 2:Waco, david, something, david, david. Oh, my God, I know it starts with David.
Speaker 1:I can see his face. Hate about trivia. When you're just like something's just over the edge, you're like I know, I know it and we're right there. We have everything else, but it's last. Yeah, yeah, yeah, um, but yeah, I want a compound big enough for me, snina and both of our families, so, like her mom, dad are they gonna want to live in a compound?
Speaker 2:the compound I'm gonna Is it going to be a roller coaster.
Speaker 1:I don't know about roller coaster, but there will definitely be all the fun stuff that we can have on the compound, you know pool, bunch of open land for God knows whatever we want to do. Okay, bunch of houses like a main one for family gatherings and shit like that. So, what does the perimeter look like?
Speaker 1:seven foot concrete walls okay, I don't want anybody getting in or seeing what's going on okay, okay and inside those walls are going to be big trees, so you can't see me from your house either okay, but you can't see anybody attacking you.
Speaker 2:So when the f FBI comes to, raid you.
Speaker 1:That's what cameras are for.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cameras on top of the concrete, so then I can see who's coming, and then I'm buying a PJ, not a pizza joint, a PJ Pizza joint. Private jet so. I can go wherever I want, whenever I want, hunch punch.
Speaker 2:Sorry, I'm not wherever I want, whenever I want, hunch punch. Sorry, I'm not my different PJ. So you're going to get a personal jet and a compound, so then you're going to have to have a landing strip inside the compound. Okay, yeah, just making sure we're okay here.
Speaker 1:And then I'm going to buy a yacht Passive income Because you put that motherfucker in the med and you charter it when you're not on it, I'm never going broke ever.
Speaker 2:Well, if you made music on it, would it be yacht rock?
Speaker 1:yes, yeah, and I'm gonna join a yacht.
Speaker 2:I could see you as the Redneck Yacht Club. There's Drew, he's our local president.
Speaker 1:Yep, that's me, I'm president.
Speaker 2:So what about you? You know you always sit and that's one way usually of just calming down. Going to sleep is like all right, you won the lottery. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do, um, and so you got like you said. You got some of the typical stuff, but what would you do? I would get like the most bougie, damn sweet on a cruise ship, one of the big cruise ships. Every once in a while you ever go try and buy a ticket and you're just like all right, well, what's it going to?
Speaker 2:be. I want to be in that suite and it's going to be like $53,000 for two people for seven days, but if you won the lottery it's a chump change.
Speaker 1:I don't want to buy a yacht.
Speaker 2:I don't want to buy a yacht, I don't want to have to deal with the ownership and all the rest of that. I want somebody else. I want to walk on, be able to go all right, let's go here for a while. It's like a cruise. There's got to be other people, because you're going to get bored hanging around by yourself. Right, right, you need others, but then I want to be able to walk away from them when I've had my full to say all right, you, cray, cray, get me the hell out of here. I'm going up this elevator, that you can't go on, right? Um, you know? So I think that, um, I'm just a simple kind of man yeah, I just want an island where where, um, we're talking south pacific, subtropical, okay, uh, you know not, not, not in.
Speaker 2:You know, just I don't want to burn all day, but you know it'd be, it'd be kind of nice just to have an island, just to go somewhere, and but again, I think so like over there by the outer banks maybe yeah, you know, I know that there are some for sale.
Speaker 2:I don't think there are very many anymore, but then you gotta. You know, if you had all the money, well then you could build your compound, drew, your compound on an island With a runway, all right, so you could just fly there. Yeah, all right, and you could have killer dolphins outside Right With lasers, with lasers on them, laser dolphins.
Speaker 1:Yes, lasers on them, laser dolphins, yes. And then we have great whites deeper out there, in case somebody tries to come in on a submarine.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Red October. How am I going to get groceries?
Speaker 2:Train the dolphins. No, they fly in. You get them flown in Water plane.
Speaker 1:Yeah, did you just reference the Hunt for Red October?
Speaker 2:I did.
Speaker 1:Mad prop Submarine. I love that movie. Such a good movie Be careful in there.
Speaker 2:Things do not react well here to bullets, things don't react well to bullets, and he's over here shooting. Oh, lord Vasili, give me one ping, are you sure? One ping? Oh, so I don't have a lot of movies today, which is strange.
Speaker 1:That's good, because I have movies.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we're flip-flopping. Normally. You know I'm your pop quiz kind of guy, but I know that you're like a science guy, yeah. So I, uh, I went out and found a science question, um, I had to do some periodic table kind of stuff and I'm like, all right, let's figure out some things. And I started looking at some of these names and they're bullshit. They are, I mean, you've got this 52 character word that nobody's going to be able to pronounce, that's named after some dude's favorite porn star, or whatever.
Speaker 2:So, anyways, but you've got some nice good ones that are just only a few characters long. Speaking of which, there are 10 elements in the periodic table with five or fewer letters in their name. How many do you want? How many can you name? Here's something if you want to write down.
Speaker 1:Neon.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Gold.
Speaker 2:Yes, iron Yep.
Speaker 1:Boron, boron.
Speaker 2:Continue.
Speaker 1:Is 10 on there 10 is on there.
Speaker 2:Silver 10 is the only three letter. Mm-hmm, how many letters is silver? Six You're right, that's that PJj math. Yeah, it's pj math.
Speaker 1:No, no, baby, really it is six letters long tungsten um, I don't know how many more I can name, because the farther down you get on the periodic table I'm useless.
Speaker 2:A couple, I think, are going to be nasty. So Xenon is out there. I didn't think anybody should ever have to get that. The warrior princess yeah, oh, she was hot. And that one's spelled like X-E-N-O-N right X-E-N-O-N right, argon, which is Xenon and Argon, when they were fighting, yeah.
Speaker 1:That was a pretty cool episode.
Speaker 2:Then you got Radon. Nope, never would have gotten that. And now we're done with Dons, don Corleone, don Julio, don Periodic.
Speaker 1:I'm going to make you a chemical compound. You can't resist the Don.
Speaker 2:Father, the Don Father. So the two that I think you might have gotten One is zinc.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I should have gotten that one Lead.
Speaker 2:I always forget lead is on the periodic table if I'm going to be real with you for a minute. So you got one, two, three, four, five. You got half of them.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'll take that.
Speaker 2:That's not bad. Not bad at all. That's not bad, there's a few of those I wasn't going to get out of.
Speaker 1:And then you'll have people like miss hayes, who well and so which is why you never accuse.
Speaker 2:So you know, if someone turns in and I'll go walk up and I'll go to a table, I'll be like, oh my god, you guys are amazing. Who knew this one? Yeah, how did you know it? And if it's bob, you know who's um looks like. Uh, you know he just came from walmart. No, so now I'm watching you, yeah, I feel that I feel that. Can I tell you about the I caught and I have a current problem with a team that just cheats blatantly.
Speaker 1:You told me there was one at PJ Evans, but you haven't told me about that.
Speaker 2:No, this is a different one. No, this is at a different location. This is actually over at docs and just blatant. I mean to the point where I've literally stepped over his shoulder, told them not to, told them not to, and then walk by and see him googling because you know, but basically see him googling the answer and about that time I had it. So I literally get on the mic and I dq them publicly. Damn, I mean, don't be a dick if I tell you not to. You know and I get it.
Speaker 2:People do get on their phones, but a lot of them aren't cheating. You know they're. They're texting, um, you know they're doing whatever. They're bored. Maybe they're on instagram or they're checking sports scores, watching a game. That's cool. I get that. You're not going to do that. I can't have you. But once I explain to them, hey, once you give me the answer, pick your phone back up. Most folks are good with that, yeah. And then from time to time you get those that cheat. There is no way in a trivia game that you're going to get everything right, especially when I design cheater questions going. There are a couple things here that the average person, or even a smart person should not know, right. So Some people just and I mean, it's for what? In some places it's, you know, $15, $25. In some places maybe it's $50. But for what it's just that's nothing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pride comes before the fall, my friend.
Speaker 2:I thought pride was in the name of love. It is Boom comes before the fall, my friend. I thought pride was in the name of love. It is Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. All right, what?
Speaker 1:you got. So you said you didn't do movies. Okay, I did movies and I took a stab at one of my favorite categories that you do at Pizza Joint. Okay, what you got, but you normally do dark movie descriptions, yeah. Dark dark a dark film, bad movie description same same kind of thing, yeah, which, uh, uh, and I'm gonna give you a little hint, it is an action movie okay, yeah, because I I will need that.
Speaker 1:Yes, and unless it's really popular, I suck an aging renegade returns to his old stomping grounds to coach new young whippersnappers, before inevitably stealing all the spotlight for himself and riding off into the sunset in a relic of days long past. You want me to read it again?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to probably have you read that one more time. So I'm getting old out of this.
Speaker 1:An aging renegade returns to his old stomping grounds to coach new young whippersnappers, before inevitably stealing all the spotlight for himself and riding off into the sunset in a relic of days long past.
Speaker 2:So I mean that could be like Mighty Ducks, you know would kind of fit there, but don't think emilio does at the end and goes off into this. I can't remember that movie. Um, so I'm getting, I'm getting the sports action type. Uh, then I'd be way off because that's pretty much the only way I've got it. So an old relic, it's a sequel. Oh, my god, all right, live action, yeah, live action sequel. An old relic shows up.
Speaker 1:Oh, my god no clue.
Speaker 2:The main actor has another massive movie in theaters right now no clue. The main actor has another massive movie in theaters right now. Who's got a movie in theaters? I don't even know what's playing right now. I'm a little out of it. Yeah, all right, so I'm going to say it's probably not John Belushi these are just, you know me thinking out of the box here and it's not Rita Moreno. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So I know who's coming back to the movies mel schwartz. May the schwartz be with you space balls too.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's gonna be good. I hope so. Um god dang it all right.
Speaker 1:Old relic comes back in time, no idea um, one of the main quotes from the first one was uh, goodness gracious, great balls of fire top gun two, maverick. Yeah, okay, so now read me the question again, now that I've got top gun two in my mind an aging renegade yeah returns to his old stomping grounds to coach new young whippersnappers, before inevitably stealing all the spotlight for himself, before riding off into the sunset in a relic of days long past, aka the f-14 tomcat he flies off in.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, yeah, that's. That's not bad now for my crowd. That's a little too ambiguous, a little too vague, I would probably. But you know what? Um, so you know what I'm writing down top gun maverick, top gun maverick, I'm gonna steal that. All right, all right.
Speaker 2:So let's, uh, let us do a little bit of geography oh, you love geography because it's kind of easy from time to time to to make that um, but I tell you what. You know what, since you like sports and you are better at sports than I am not not quite to matt level or some of these others but you know okay, in which american city was the world's first, first in the world domed, air-conditioned indoor stadium built?
Speaker 1:oh man the first let me know if you need hints indoor air-conditioned sports arena, or is it just arena in general? It was an indoor stadium okay, that leads me to believe it's one of those old texas stadiums, but I could be wrong I mean it could.
Speaker 2:It was nicknamed the eighth wonder of the world at the time. Does it snow there a?
Speaker 1:lot of the world at the time Does it snow there a lot.
Speaker 2:Well, I guess it depends on how. If you really screw up the air conditioning, I mean you could be sitting in your stadium and you know, with the precipitation freezing, but you'd really have to get that precipitation down to you know. The air conditioning down, yeah, so no.
Speaker 1:Man Like I'm, 1965 it was built 1965. Yeah, the old again and my brain keeps going back to the like the san antonio dallas area, because I know that they had what you got in there in there san antonio dallas area.
Speaker 2:What you got in there? So like the, the old astrodome, um bingo really, yep golly, the astrodome in houston houston I knew it was one of those Texas areas Was the eighth wonder of the world at the time. Yeah, uh-huh.
Speaker 1:That one felt good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what she said, yeah.
Speaker 1:Um.
Speaker 2:Well, actually no, she really never did say that Sucks being me.
Speaker 1:So we were talking about geography. Geography Most people take that in high school, right? So let's talk about the opposite side of getting something right. Let's talk about getting something wrong.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's my life story, thank you. Thank you, it's a biopic.
Speaker 1:Can you tell me what is the most commonly failed subject by high school students in the United States?
Speaker 2:Oh, that is a phenomenally great question and I am stealing the hell out of that. I love that. Well done Shit.
Speaker 1:So I'll take the broad scope, but bonus points if you tell me the actual.
Speaker 2:All right. So high school, america most commonly failed. And since you're saying broad to narrow, that takes me away from so my possibilities here. I'm thinking all right, you know, you got your reading, writing, arithmetic, but you know when you get there. So you got your math, you got your science. Um, you got your english and literature. So if you say narrowing it down, well, you really don't, I don't. As I recall it, you know your english and stuff. You don't get into lit and some of this other sub studies until you get to college, correct, but in high school, a little bit in science, you know, you can maybe go from science to physics, but not so much. Or maybe chemistry, that's a possibility, but I think there's more subspecialties or deviations. If we talk math, and so you've got math as a general, and if you start breaking that down, you could have calculus, calculus, but not. There's just a lot of calc, or there's pre-calc. Um, there's also geometry, but the one I'm thinking that most of them fail. My guess is going to be algebra that would be correct.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised you didn't say social studies, because with the way they split it up, you know, know, you got your world history, us history, econ all that stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you know, I do remember we had to take economics, you know, and so again it's no, that's just kind of where I like that, but it is algebra, algebra 1, to be precise.
Speaker 2:Like your first time seeing algebra, it's the most commonly yeah, algebra 2 was fun and then when I got up into some of the others, you know, like calc 3 and calc 4 in college, that was just and diffy q yeah, there were some that were really, especially grad school. Oh yeah, I'm just like I don't know. I don't know what to do here. I am paralyzed.
Speaker 1:I am paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you. I'll always strike you.
Speaker 2:Alrighty, let us, let us, let us move along. So, um, I started looking at a train here of books that were made into movies and tried to figure out how to, so I lied, I forgot I did have a couple, and so I got four to pick from. Here I'm trying to figure out which one I want to do. Which massively popular cult classic movie was inspired by the?
Speaker 1:1985 book Wise Guy and I can give you more if you need Wise Guy. Yep. Can you tell me when the movie came out.
Speaker 2:So the movie, as I understand, also came out, I believe in 1985. I'm going to have to look that up. That's a great question. I can give you a few more hints. Written by Nicholas Pileggi Not that that's going to matter Follows a guy's 25-year career. In the book, the biography of Wiseguy, follows a guy's 25 years inside the Lucchese crime family.
Speaker 1:Is this the Godfather?
Speaker 2:No. I actually had that one, but that's a different book, lucchese crime family American Gangster no, classic classic. It was, I think, one of the defining moments of this little actor's career little actor talking about Robert De Niro, no, danny DeVito taller Talking about. Robert De Niro, no Danny DeVito.
Speaker 1:Taller Dead stud, it's not. The Godfather Is this.
Speaker 2:Scarface.
Speaker 1:Good fellas, yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:All right, I got to figure out a way to kind of work that in a little bit better, but that's just. I just thought that was interesting.
Speaker 1:No, I like that. I should have gotten good fellas.
Speaker 2:That's on me for not getting it All right, but De Niro was in that. He was.
Speaker 1:He was what you got.
Speaker 2:I got more F&B for you, more fucking.
Speaker 1:B's.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay what you got. This one's a drink. I like drinks Okay.
Speaker 2:Drinkies.
Speaker 1:I'm going to give you the liquors. You tell me the drink.
Speaker 2:Liquor Hell. I don't even know her, I know.
Speaker 1:All right, you're going to take some.
Speaker 2:Malibu. Okay, so we got some Malibu rum, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:And then you're going to add some light rum of your choosing.
Speaker 2:More rum.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, then you're going to add blue Curacao.
Speaker 2:Oh so we're going, we're coloring, we're going blue. All right, Blue Curacao. Oh so we're going, we're coloring, we're going blue. All right, Just like my balls.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:And then, you're going to add apple or melon liqueur, depending on your choice. Ew, all right. So we're going a little sweet here and rum drinks tend to be. They tend to be All right, so we got apple Primarily. So if you were to make this today, you would do apple or melon.
Speaker 1:Me personally, I use melon All right.
Speaker 2:So if you served it at the bar, at like PJ or somewhere, melon You'd use melon. You little melon head, you little melon head. You're my favorite melon head. All right, so we got Malibu Light rum, blue curacao, and we got melon Shot or drink, it can be either.
Speaker 1:Most commonly, it's ordered as a shot.
Speaker 2:Okay, so there Gives me. Is it a jolly rancher?
Speaker 1:No, but that's close. It has a really illicit name.
Speaker 2:Sex on the Beach, I mean that's illicit, that's illicit but. Melon fucker. This is a liquid marijuana uh, I never would have come. I've heard of it and I probably had a couple, but I never, ever would have uh gotten around to guessing that they're really good if made correctly I think rum fucker would be better.
Speaker 2:I like that. I'm just saying you know you're sitting at the end of the bar. You yell down hey Drew, I need two rum fuckers, I need a rum fucker. We'll go do like whose turn is it? Yours is mine. Since you did that, I'm not going to do my alcohol question. Since you did that, I'm not going to do my alcohol question. Let's do this. I'm going to do it a little easier. Okay, so the United States has five major territories. What are the five territories of the US?
Speaker 1:Virgin.
Speaker 2:Islands. Well, we got fucked. They're not a virgin anymore.
Speaker 1:Puerto Rico Okay.
Speaker 2:Guam, go out of here. You got that, guam.
Speaker 1:You got that Guam? Ah shit, guam, baby Guam, I don't know if I can name anymore. You gotta go um. Ah shit, maybe.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I can name anymore one of them's gonna be a little hard for a lot of folks and the other one I'm thinking you know some will get, some won't, so I don't know. Uh, american samoa, samoa arts in the heart, we Samoans out there cooking. I'm doing the map right now. I'm excited about that. I'm doing the map right now. And then the Northern Marianas Islands.
Speaker 2:Never would have gotten that, yeah, and so that's why you know that could be a cheater. Might not be. There's going to be some that are buffs, but so that are buffs, but so all right.
Speaker 1:Last question what you got, I'll let you choose. Do you want another movie question or do you want?
Speaker 2:another history question. Let's do movies.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna give you a misquote from a movie and I want you to give me the actual quote.
Speaker 2:The misquote. Oh my God, Mike, you're amazing. None of that shit ain't real.
Speaker 1:All right, you ready what you got. I've got eight of them.
Speaker 2:Holy shit okay.
Speaker 1:I'm currently perceiving individuals who are no longer alive. I see dead people. Infant placement near walls is strictly prohibited.
Speaker 2:Nobody puts a baby in a corner.
Speaker 1:Your actions are inducing extreme exasperation. Smalls.
Speaker 2:You're killing me, smalls. What film is that from the Sandlot? I've never, you know, I just know, I just I don't think I know it's a baseball movie and that's about as much. It's a classic, um, anyways, yeah, what?
Speaker 1:else you got. I shall return momentarily I'll be right back.
Speaker 2:I'll be right back I'll be back.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'll be back procurement of an enlarged seafaring vessel is strongly advised.
Speaker 2:We're going to need a bigger boat from Jaws.
Speaker 1:Existence resembles an assortment of cocoa-based snacks.
Speaker 2:My mama always said that she tastes like chocolate, sexual chocolate, sexual chocolate.
Speaker 1:Please greet this moderately sized associate of mine, say hello to my little friend and, last but not least, the factual information may be emotionally destabilizing for you.
Speaker 2:You can't handle the truth. I like those. That's a great series of questions. You've got to send that to me. I'm going to steal that and use that. I like it.
Speaker 1:I like it. You know what I just realized we didn't do today?
Speaker 2:That's okay. I already knew where we were going and we're fine. So we're going to bring, uh, some folks going forward and we'll try again. I'll have the studio enlarged to a four top and we'll be able to make that work and I I think that'll get us some good ones and we'll have. It's not gonna be as much, it's gonna be harder to control. So you know, we'll. We'll kind of see how it, how that shit goes. Facts, I mean, it's not going to be as much, it's going to be harder to control. So you know we'll, we'll kind of see how it, how that shit goes. Facts, I mean it's like, uh, what the hell is that damn sports program I see all the time.
Speaker 1:Uh ESPN eruption.
Speaker 2:Well, not somewhat PTI, but no, is it Pat McMahon show? Oh, yeah, mcmahon, yeah. So you know, I'll watch it from time to time in the background and I'm like all right, you know. But but there's an, there's an order there, um, you know, and I don't have the, the bulk and the brawn that he does to, you know, to enforce it.
Speaker 1:So have you seen the uh um, like the warning at the beginning of their show and like every time they come back from commercial. So pat, for the longest time, did his show on youtube where, like he didn't have to conform to just let it fly tv, fuck them, yeah, um. And so he told espn that if they wanted to put his show on the air, they'll be better about their language, but like they're, they're not going to cut it out, it's going to slip out, exactly.
Speaker 2:Especially when we get with all of us and Tez or Matt or any of them, we can just end up letting it fly Because we're just bullshitting. We're just having a damn good time and talking about stupid stuff.
Speaker 1:That's literally what their warning says. It says this is a group of adult men talking sports and hanging out Like there will be words from time to time that are said that might be explicit, but that's how it might be offensive to you, yeah. And it literally says at the bottom that's how adults talk. No shit so don't cancel us Love Pat McAfee.
Speaker 2:Pretty much. Yeah, I love Pat. I like suck it up, buttercup, you know. If you don't like it, I'm sorry. Yeah, move along, move along. Yeah, this is just who we are and how we do it. This is just who we are and how we do it. I'm not going to change for somebody. Right? You want to cancel me? Cancel me. I'll go back to YouTube. What the fuck? You know, I don't give a shit. Yeah, I spent my time giving a shit about things. Yeah, those days are done. Agreed, agreed. All right, I got more for next week. We'll have some guests and I've actually started writing the intro. I love it, and so I will give you a sample of that. Next week, we'll play that and we'll sit here and I figure about two, three more shows. We need to get a couple under our belt with fresh meat, fresh meat Time to haze them, boys. Yeehaw, all right, just remember, if you get it wrong, it's a naked mile boys.
Speaker 2:You got to go outside, run around, run down to Ray's Creek and back naked. You's got to be naked bitches. Fuck, that could be interesting. My neighbors would be like holy shit, sleepers, he's got. He's got naked people out here.
Speaker 1:He's got naked people doing it.
Speaker 2:Oh honey, it's probably just a podcast.
Speaker 1:Probably them. Damn trivial BS boys, again them boys are at it again.
Speaker 2:I don't think my neighbors can spell podcast, probably not. No, this is All right.
Speaker 1:So cross episode we're doing your adrenaline okay, the adrenaline.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I got a good one for you okay you're never gonna see it coming oh my god.
Speaker 2:Is this gay porn again? Yes, turn around so you can see it coming.
Speaker 1:Oh my god thank y'all for putting up with our stupid shit man yeah, this is just stupid. I don't even know I just say we still need a soundboard. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 2:Squirrel, you know, and I do kind of have some stuff and we can work with that. We'll get to it All right, got a jam. Yep, see ya, see ya.
